A very intresting story for all of u, it's happen every day life of ours. may b it seem as it's ur own story.. so if u feel same don't feel hesitate to share it with me. Let start with my Hero...
Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of, He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net.
Heroine is also a software engineer in the same company.She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of her PC, thirteen Hours in front of the TV and the remaining, sleeping.
One day, Hero meets Heroine in a staff meeting in ur case may b in canteen. They argue endlessly about the insanity of Microsoft applications.Especially Outlook 2003 andMSN Messenger.
Couple of such fights later, Heroine is found drinking coffee with Hero in Office canteen now the actual story begin, all story start from here. if still u r waiting one for u then go in canteen quick.
"What is life?" asks the Hero looking at the vacuum right above her head.
"I've been wondering too." sighs the heroine.
"Why are we fighting over these products?" Hero drinks his black coffee.
"And why are we not talking about Lotus Notes"Heroine sips her Latte.
Hero shakes his head. "It's not about software products. It is aboutlife. I guess life is much bigger than Outlook 2003 and the Messenger."
Heroine nods. "I think it is. I am not sure though. Do you know thatMicrosoft has come up with a fix to that bug you've been using to prove Outlook is a worthless piece of garbage?"
"Heroine," Hero is now determined, "From this moment onwards, I am not discussing anything remotely related to software.""Fine Hero," says Heroine, "Good bye then."Hero then returns all the Sybase manuals to the library and rents out "how to live a life?"
Heroine meanwhile gets into an altercation with the villain during a conversation on Sharepoint server. Villain vows to format the hard diskof the heroine. Heroine takes her PC and runs away from the cubicle trying to escape from the villain's evil intentions. Since it is nightshift, no one comes to her rescue.
Hero, who has been reading "how to live a life" very seriously,suddenly finds out that he loves the heroine as much as he used to love Solitaire and Minesweeper.
So hero messages Heroine on Yahoo Instant messenger.But there is noreply. Hero does not understand it. He knows that the heroine is supposed to be in night shift. What is she doing in Night shift if not on Yahoo Instant Messenger? As far as he knew that was what people are supposed to do in night shift.
Hero senses trouble. He runs barefooted on the Information Superhighwayand reaches office just in time to see the villain snatch the PC out of heroine's hands and type the command"Format C:\".
When his fingers get to the "Enter" key, hero delivers the killer punch on villain's face. Villain is thrown back. But in the process he manages to press the Enter key...The world comes to a standstill. The sky roars. The Rain pours. Heroine breaks down. Villain is on cloud nine. But our Hero isn't sad.He is smiling. Villain cannot understand.
Hero then says, "Villain, You should learn DOS properly. Your grave mistake...".
He shows the monitor to Villain. The DOS command prompt says "Are you sure?". It is waiting for a "Y" to commence the formatting operation.
Hero then simply presses "N".
Villain cries in frustration "Nooooooo" and charges like a bull. Then follows a lengthy fight. Heroine meanwhile calls the police and they come right after hero beats the villain to pulp. Without asking any questions, the police understood who is the hero and who is villain and took him into custody.
Heroine..(tears in her eyes) takes her PC,switches it on and jumps with joy when she finds her favorite Calvin and Hobbs collection intact in her C drive."You saved my data" she exclaims.
"No, you saved it yourself." hero says.
"No.. God saved. I didn't" she cries.
"Nothing happened na." Hero consoles.
"Let us get married" heroine sheds some more tears,
"I want someone by my side to protect the Calvin and Hobbs collection on my PC".
"I love you Heroine" says the hero.
"I love you Hero" says the heroine.
"So you agree that Outlook 2003 is a bad product".
"No I don't. Why not we talk about Lotus notes?"
The End
