वक़्त नही(Life of Software Engineer)

हर ख़ुशी है लोगों के दामन में,

पर एक हँसी के लिए वक़्त नही.

दिन रात दौड़ती दुनिया में,

ज़िंदगी के लिए ही वक़्त नही.

मा की लोरी का एहसास तो है

पर मा को मा केहने का वक़्त नही.

सारे रिश्तों को तो हम मार चुके,

अब उन्हे दफ़नाने का भी वक़्त नही.

सारे नाम मोबाइल में हैं पर

दोस्ती के लिए वक़्त नही.

गैरों की क्या बात करें,

जब अपनो के लिए ही वक़्त नही.

आँखों मे है नींद बड़ी,

पर सोने का वक़्त नही.

दिल है गमों से भरा हुआ,

पर रोने का भी वक़्त नही.

पैसों की दौड़ मे ऐसे दौड़े,

की तकने का भी वक़्त नही.

पराए एहसासों की क्या क़द्र करें,

जब अपने सपनो के लिए ही वक़्त नही.

तू ही बता आए ज़िंदगी

ज़िंदगी का क्या होगा,

की हर पल मरने वालों को

जीने के लिए भी वक़्त

it's life of a software Engineer............... (On call Engineer in CRIS)

Sarfaraz B'Day Party.......(13 April 2007)

B'Day wow.... what a Party... Khane me hum Besharam hai.........

tum jiyo hazaro saal aur har saal me har din tumhara b'day ho hahaha....... enjoy a lot.

wow what a makeup.........

Finally The Day has Come……………Bye Bye CRIS (Ashish – 06/04/2007)

When v joined CRIS 3 year back no body thought about left it in future, as every body came here from not very satisfied places. V came here having a new hope, new dream for life in metro (Delhi), every one delighted to b a part of IT industry. Some days gone and then by seeing all others a thought come in all minds that v should also try to go, no one can stay here for to long as It’s difficult to manage here in Delhi with this small parks n facilities. But it’s only the topic for daily discussion no body try to do it real or may b some body try hard but hidden to all n time goes on…
But at least in last some one hit this n of course d name is Ashish, who made it possible finally n break d boundary wall to jump outside world with lots of, lots of………..(v don’t know what just know about quantity lots of)
Defiantly v will miss u dear but v r very happy for u also, just b in touch with all of us in future n update us with yours lots of stuff.

One Night At CRIS(November 17, 2006)

:) HEllo to all.......
Thought to become a writer today.. inspired from chetan sahab, today got to opportunity to spend a night in cris during new exe release of our software, so much shaanti here without girls as u all know if girls r there u can't think else thinking about them.. either happy or sad but u always force to think about her.. ohhh god how she move, behave or whatever she do become the topic of gossip in our's group, but today it's tough time to watch hall empty with out them. Here v r for solving problem but there is none of them for us to spend this long night, what else v can do here.. why not they put girls in night also evry where in call center its happen so why not here.. v r also like call center job today yaaar.. so why v r missing those pretty call centers girls?? why not any cab comming from munirka filling all chinkans into that for us here to laugh, watch n break jokes.. it's so lonely night without any problems......... ok for spending time can i go to watch my own life from past.. no no no need to go so far yaar just behind 2 years, it's all about CRIS so only memory regards to CRIS is allow to remmember here, hey also i can overlook my whole life in few hours yaar( ha ha ha....).... Ok so lets Start with my first day in CRIS as a Assistant Software Engineer, i remmember the date.. its 06 Sep 2004.....................( One thing more if it hurts any one as i dont wanna do it in my knowledge.... plz forgive me, god knows i really love all.......)
Ok So with due respect to all..... start to write some lines including all nearer n dearer here....... I enter in Cris campus with lots of Excitement, Energy, Hope n vision for comming future.. FOIS is the group alloted to me after joining n i entered in a tiny room covering all old age furnitures(hey spell check is not allowed here so just read yaar.... i can't afford to have a proof reader 4 me here atleast in govt salary ......) with babaadam's time PC covering all dust to show us govt environment.. ok it's ok yaar, one by one v all 8 new joining from diffrent cities.. u can say all from diffrent directions..., there r few seniors, trainees n all for welcoming n guiding us, v all being very cool, shy n ready to learn all in few days.... but i was very excited to have delhi style or can say metro style life.... no tension just enjoy d life, moving here n there, time to time work n then enjoy n enjoy only. Got some new friends.... some hey just understand yaar.. here no need to disclose all n every thing... Ok...,
All day just pass in work n jokes as v all always ready to carck a joke on any body n any time, before us it's like a bore confrence always there, but v change d envi there, but with d time all were change as all develope there personality like govt employee.. so much politices, race to have more n more... come some more new ones, then some more.. n all were busy with their groups. not having anything to make common to all other then deptt. ...
"" Sorry yaar One Online Prob here so wait for Some time To proceed Furthere.....""

Up-to-date with technology trends

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral :If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt