BIRTHDAYS: (Look below for your characteristics) 

Jan 01-09, Apr 01-03, Jun 15-20, Jul 10-15, Sep 28-30, Dec 01-16        Dog 

Jan 10-24, Mar 16-23, Apr 15-26, Jun 01-03, Jul 01-09, Aug 16-25        Mouse 

Jan 25-31, Mar 13-15, May 22-31, Nov 01 -16                                             Lion

Feb 01-05, Mar 24-31, Jun 25-30, Jul 27-31, Sep 15-27, Nov 17-30       Cat

Feb 06-14, May 14-21, Jul 16-26, Sep 01-14, Dec 26-31                           Dove 

Feb 15-21, Apr 27-30, Jun 04-14, Aug 26-31, Oct 16-27                           Turtle

Feb 22-28, Apr 04-14, Oct 28-31                                                                     Panther 

Mar 01-12, May 01-13, Jun 21 -24, Aug 01-15, Oct 01-15, Dec 17-25      Monkey 

If u are a Dog

You are a very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your 

attitude towards working. You are a very simple 

person, indeed, 

absolutely hassle free, humble and down to earth!! 

That explains the 

reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a 

good taste for 

clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is 

trendy, you 

sure are depressed .you are popular and easy going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality personified.

If you are a Mouse

Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an 

extremely fun to be with kind of person. No wonder, 

people seek for 

your company and look forward to include you for all 

get together 

however, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. 

People need to select 

their words while talking t! o you. If someone tries 

to fiddle around 

and play with words while dealing with you, it is 

enough to invite 

your wrath. God bless the person then! 

If you are a Lion 

Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An 

outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a 

long duration. 

You are a born leader, and have it in you how to 

tactfully derive work 

from people. You love being loved, and when you 

receive your share of 

limelight from someone, you are all his or hers!!! 

Well, well hence 

some people could even take advantage, flatter you to 

the maximum, and 

get their work done. So, be careful! 

If u are a Cat

You are an extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times you prefer quietness. You love 

exploring various things and going into depth of each 

thing. Under 

normal circumstances, you are cool, when given a 

reason to; you are 

like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion 

bird. People look

forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. You 

mingle along 

freely but don't like talking much to strangers. 

People feel very easy 

in your company. You observe care in choosing your 

friends.

If you are a turtle

You are near to perfect and nice to heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too love 

peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a 

person who is in the 

wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to 

talk behind ones 

back. People love the way you always treat them. You 

can give, give, 

and give love, and the best part is that you do not 

expect it back in 

return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a 

practical light is 

what the best trait of you guys remains.

If you are a dove 

You symbolize a very happy go lucky approach in life. What ever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact 

you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader 

of your group of 

friends and good at consoling people in their times of 

need. You 

dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from 

hypocrites. They can 

never be in your good books, no matter what. You are 

methodical and 

organized in your work. No amount of mess hence can 

ever encompass 

you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love. 

If you are a panther 

You are a mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be 

mean at times and love to gossip with your selected 

group. You are 

very prim and proper. You like all situations and 

things to be in the 

way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a 

result, you may 

lose out in some relationships. But other wise, you 

love to help 

people out from difficult and tight spots when they 

really need you.

If you are a monkey 

Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the 

center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. 

You would like 

to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Should your 

name be dragged 

or featured in any sort of controversy. You then go 

all panicky. 

Therefore, you take your precautions from the very 

beginning. When you 

foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves 

you from 

falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you 

people are.

India vs Overseas		RELATIONSHIPS
Relation	In India	Outside India
Mother-in-law	A woman capable of making your life miserable.	A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free?
Husband	A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.	Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.
Friend	A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.	A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.
Wife	A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.	A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.
Son	A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.	A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.
Daughter	A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.	A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.
Father	A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed .	A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.
Indian Engineer	A person with a respectable job and earning lots.	A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.
Doctor	A respectable person with OK income.	A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".
Bhangra	A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.	A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.
Software Engineer	A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line.	The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)'every year.
A Green Card holder bachelor	the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.	the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW

VERY INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE THINGS
 

1	If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
2	If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3	Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4	Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5	The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
6	The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7	The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8	The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9	Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10	The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11	Dalmatians are born without spots.
12	Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13	The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings)
14	Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left
15	The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
16	The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee
17	Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
18	The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
19	Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
20	Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
21	The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
22	When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
23	When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
24	The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
25	The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
26	Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
27	Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
28	It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
29	The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
30	There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
31	The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
32	Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
33	It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
34	The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
35	Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
36	The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
37	Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die
38	In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
39	Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
40	The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot
41	Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
42	The average person laughs 13 times a day
43	Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44	Women blink nearly twice as much as men
45	German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
46	Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
47	Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
48	Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
49	If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50	The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!