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Thursday, August 9, 2012

Difference between Love & Marriage


Love is holding hands in the street 
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite Restarant.
Marriage is a fast food take-out
Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa
Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children
Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early
Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac drive
Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure
Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

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