LAW OF QUEUE: If you
change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you
dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After
your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you
tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next
morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the
body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The
probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you
don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you
try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity
of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People
with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon
as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
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