Soo.. Cute...

Trip To DamDuma Lake.........(CRIS-03/11/2007)

Our First Official Picnic to DumDuma Lake organized after so many suggestion.
and finally the day come when v all came to office early in the morning to make it real.
we were 27 in number for this n start our journey from office in three Qualis at 10:00 am.



Enjoy a lot in route as engaged in antakshari. then after reaching there v all play some small games in which all have to do some thing like play, dance, comedy, mimic n catwalk.

at about 2 pm taken lunch together it was a diffrent experience as all were busy in serving each other n arranging all things as best as they can. after lunch all were ready to do some boating n enjoy this about half an hour. best part in boating was when v four including me stuck in the mid of lake due to lil water. every body was so tense that time, v also but i enjoyed that moment a lot with screaming. Finally v came to end using some logical skill as being software engineers.. ha ha ha..


then small camel drive, snap shooting, chatting, singing, teasing.... all were overjoyed.
start to come back at about 4:15 pm and reached at office droping every one in mid way.

thats come to a happy ending of our first tour n now every one (who attended n who they miss also) wish to b on next tour in comming days..

Love Story of Software Engineers........ :)

A very intresting story for all of u, it's happen every day life of ours. may b it seem as it's ur own story.. so if u feel same don't feel hesitate to share it with me. Let start with my Hero...

Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of, He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net.

Heroine is also a software engineer in the same company.She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of her PC, thirteen Hours in front of the TV and the remaining, sleeping.

One day, Hero meets Heroine in a staff meeting in ur case may b in canteen. They argue endlessly about the insanity of Microsoft applications.Especially Outlook 2003 andMSN Messenger.

Couple of such fights later, Heroine is found drinking coffee with Hero in Office canteen now the actual story begin, all story start from here. if still u r waiting one for u then go in canteen quick.

"What is life?" asks the Hero looking at the vacuum right above her head.

"I've been wondering too." sighs the heroine.

"Why are we fighting over these products?" Hero drinks his black coffee.

"And why are we not talking about Lotus Notes"Heroine sips her Latte.

Hero shakes his head. "It's not about software products. It is aboutlife. I guess life is much bigger than Outlook 2003 and the Messenger."

Heroine nods. "I think it is. I am not sure though. Do you know thatMicrosoft has come up with a fix to that bug you've been using to prove Outlook is a worthless piece of garbage?"

"Heroine," Hero is now determined, "From this moment onwards, I am not discussing anything remotely related to software.""Fine Hero," says Heroine, "Good bye then."Hero then returns all the Sybase manuals to the library and rents out "how to live a life?"

Heroine meanwhile gets into an altercation with the villain during a conversation on Sharepoint server. Villain vows to format the hard diskof the heroine. Heroine takes her PC and runs away from the cubicle trying to escape from the villain's evil intentions. Since it is nightshift, no one comes to her rescue.

Hero, who has been reading "how to live a life" very seriously,suddenly finds out that he loves the heroine as much as he used to love Solitaire and Minesweeper.

So hero messages Heroine on Yahoo Instant messenger.But there is noreply. Hero does not understand it. He knows that the heroine is supposed to be in night shift. What is she doing in Night shift if not on Yahoo Instant Messenger? As far as he knew that was what people are supposed to do in night shift.

Hero senses trouble. He runs barefooted on the Information Superhighwayand reaches office just in time to see the villain snatch the PC out of heroine's hands and type the command"Format C:\".

When his fingers get to the "Enter" key, hero delivers the killer punch on villain's face. Villain is thrown back. But in the process he manages to press the Enter key...The world comes to a standstill. The sky roars. The Rain pours. Heroine breaks down. Villain is on cloud nine. But our Hero isn't sad.He is smiling. Villain cannot understand.

Hero then says, "Villain, You should learn DOS properly. Your grave mistake...".

He shows the monitor to Villain. The DOS command prompt says "Are you sure?". It is waiting for a "Y" to commence the formatting operation.

Hero then simply presses "N".

Villain cries in frustration "Nooooooo" and charges like a bull. Then follows a lengthy fight. Heroine meanwhile calls the police and they come right after hero beats the villain to pulp. Without asking any questions, the police understood who is the hero and who is villain and took him into custody.

Heroine..(tears in her eyes) takes her PC,switches it on and jumps with joy when she finds her favorite Calvin and Hobbs collection intact in her C drive."You saved my data" she exclaims.

"No, you saved it yourself." hero says.

"No.. God saved. I didn't" she cries.

"Nothing happened na." Hero consoles.

"Let us get married" heroine sheds some more tears,

"I want someone by my side to protect the Calvin and Hobbs collection on my PC".

"I love you Heroine" says the hero.

"I love you Hero" says the heroine.

"So you agree that Outlook 2003 is a bad product".

"No I don't. Why not we talk about Lotus notes?"

The End

ज़िंदगी है छोटी, हर पल में ख़ुश रहो...

ज़िंदगी है छोटी, हर पल में ख़ुश रहो...
ऑफीस मे ख़ुश रहो, घर में ख़ुश रहो...

आज पनीर नही है, दाल में ही ख़ुश रहो...

आज जिम जाने का समय नही, दो क़दम चल के ही ख़ुश रहो...

आज दोस्तो का साथ नही, टीबी देख के ही ख़ुश रहो...

घर जा नही सकते तो फोन कर के ही ख़ुश रहो...

आज कोई नाराज़ है, उसके इस अंदाज़ में भी ख़ुश रहो...

जिसे देख नही सकते उसकी आवाज़ में ही ख़ुश रहो...

जिसे पा नही सकते उसकी याद में ही ख़ुश रहो

लॅपटॉप ना मिला तो क्या, डेस्कटोप में ही ख़ुश रहो...

बीता हुआ कल जा चुका है, उससे मीठी यादें है, उनमे ही ख़ुश रहो...

आने वाले पल का पता नही... सपनो में ही ख़ुश रहो...

हसते हसते ये पल बिताएँगे, आज में ही ख़ुश रहो

ज़िंदगी है छोटी, हर पल में ख़ुश रहो....................... :)

expectations...........(तमन्ना)

तमन्ना है के रोशन हो तेरी दुनिया तेरी महफ़िल...
don't worry i m not going to sing a song for u here, it's just a symbole to show how much v expect from life, relative n friends. from birth to death so many expectations.........
u know it from start but no body think of it. is it ok, is it should b exist? ya offcourse every body say it should b, i also agree but not every where. it also have it places to exist isn't it?.
it start from mother womb ---
माँ - लडकी होगी, उसे मैं डॉक्टर बनाऊंगी। पिता - नही लड़का होगा उसे मैं इन्जिनिअर बनाऊंगा। लो हो गई तमन्ना शुरू।
it's happen with me also n that time my father was right but he didn't think that i wil b a engineer. but ya he alw think that i should b good in study n very sharp minded boy. he also think that i will b famous as great Amitabh Bachchan so he give me name Amit. he also thnik that i will b long enough like him but hard luck i m bit more then Amir only.
now there expectation start for all exam that i will do better n with god grace i do alw n make them happy n proud. he never force me to study but i alw remind me that i want 90% in exam, so i was free to do anything on that point but alw have to prove myself in exam.
if anybody ask me - बेटा बडे हो के क्या बनोगे?. "आई ए ऐस" -proudly i say alw.
not know that time how much tough this is. but now i see this as some of my friends r in this field n try from last 4 years for this.
so finally i managed to get good marks n get admission in Engineer but not of my choice colleges as every one want to b an iitians n i was not a exception.
my father was so happy with my decision n progress but this is not life time happiness for me n my family as v lost him(my father) so early in first sem only.
now d tough situation for me n all but i found very much supportive n good relative so due to them i manage to complete my graduation. here also some expectations in all as i will get good job so that i can better look up my family n overcome to my responsibilities.
time goes on n i take one by one n manage to complete it, got nice job, got good family for my sister. there now few more तमन्ना my mother have from me, sure i will do all.
लेकिन क्या तमन्नाये कभी ख़त्म होती है।?? नही कभी नही.........
कहते है तमन्ना ख़त्म जीवन ख़त्म....
this all from family but i also have some.. do u guess what..??
ya sure u can. what a young, smart, single, software engineer can expect from life..?
चांद तारे तोड़ लौऊ, सारी दुनिया पर मैं छौऊ। बस इतना सा ख़्वाब है।
आगे आप खुद ही समझ लो.........
in short all expectation tells my story of life, and with all comming expectation i will make life full of happiness n satisfaction.

Does love need a reason?

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me॥? Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason॥ but I really like you॥
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU।
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason। My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok॥ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet,because you are caring,because you are loving,because you are thoughtful,because of your smile,because of your every movements।
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer। Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma।
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you।Because of your care and concern that I like you॥Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you।Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you॥ Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you...If love needs a reason, like now,There is no reason for me to love you anymore।Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

"Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart"

Definition of kiss

Definition of kiss -------------------------

Prof of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the सुप्प्ल्य.

Prof. of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof। of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

My First Travel in RAJDHANI Express......(Wow..!!!!)

Hello to all॥

It’s so many days gone without talking to u all, so thought today to spent sometime with u all n with my self ..... U know my life is full of up n down n there r so many thing to share with u all in between this coz i always stole some moment for my self in this hectic n so much boring day to day life...
I love my life n want to have it with full of joy, n truly speaking always trying for this. In any situation n in any condition i always try to do some thing new, so that I can share it with my friends n they can also enjoy it.
So here one of my real experiences when first time I travel in Rajdhani Express from New Delhi to Allahabad (My lovely Home Town)
As all my near n dearer know me, I m very much “Kanjus” type of person so if u say I go on my own pay then u r wrong yaar.. It’s totally from my office as they pay me for it as a hometown package. Ok now the true story start...
In hurry I reached station at 4 pm n then search for my seat in AC 2 tier coach, as I was so confused that time so it's being very difficult for me to find that n one thing more happen that time as on my seat there was a girl n always I skip that seat in my search thinking that I m not as much lucky as she wud share seat with me or can sit on my berth. But ohh God finally when person told me that ur seat is that one on which that girl is seated, I was shocked (hey not in tension yaar, in joy... ha ha ha).
Ok now I m a very good boy, n I have to act like a very mannered n sensible boy for talking that girl, hey I m like this yaar but when a girl is in front of u then u should show some more n more u all know it very well..(Ravan bhi Ram ho jata hai.... kyu sahi hai na..)
Very slowly I ask to her..
"Excuse me, is it ur suitcase.... (In mind - kahi maine jada dheere to nahi bola ki usane suna hi na ho??)" But she heard n return back to me.
"ya". Hey I tell a long sentence with a dry throat n she only ya.. What is it? Ok no probs
Me again-" can I shift it lil bit as I can put my suitcase also here". U know still I didn't ask that girl where is ur seat, when I know she is on my seat, n u can guess what I think that time? No u can't. I was ready to do “paropkar” for her as I can give my seat to her or share with her whole night seating side by side.
She told-" ya sure". N she also helps me to shift that all to proper position. Thanks to her for help.
Now v both acquire one, one window n keep mum, but in me so much explosion of thought, planning to start talking to her, some time think to ask name, sometime something else, but nothing get worked that time, I called to some of my close friend, they know who they r if they read this.
They all suggest me to not miss that opportunity as very less find this, n I was lucky that night.
But .. But... oh god how I start yaar...(15 min gone...)
Then eve snack came for us, that pantry car person distributed that thing n gone. Logic comes to computer engineer's mind to start talk.
She prepare her tea n start taking sip n sip slowly slowly seeing out side, I pretend to b so much confused that how I use hot water, powder n all to prepare my tea, n ask to her.
"Excuse me, can u plz tell me how to use it all, as I m very new for this all n don’t know about it".
She saw at me without any sign on face just simply told me "don't worry every one is new once" n explain me all procedure to make tea. No need to explain here n I do all as she told like a best pupil of her. After that I told her “thanks” with a smile on face n she just pass back smile to me. Again there is silence everywhere n all other passenger were busy in talking n adjusting them self.
Now again I thought to talk some more but what I should ask ya.. An idea came after seeing the plate which pantry car person given to me, there some menu for lunch n dinner. I ask “is they pay food and charge it from us??”
She told –“no every thing is free for u as u had already pay it in ur ticket”. I told “ok thanks (n with nerves ness) actually I m new… ”
Hey is I explain about that girl……… no ohh how I missed it yaar ok so here it is.
When ever I find I take a look on her, she is so fashionable having pink color on nail, putted white high heel sandal with tight jean n T-shirt a scarf is also in neck, mobile in hand of latest Nokia series, head phones in ear, very pretty, fair n smart. Soft spoken, having very confidence n also a I card is hanging from her jeans back pocket.
Ok it’s too much time gone without talking her n I can’t miss this opportunity to more n more with her in very short time so in hesitation I ask “ is they play this musical cassette only or some thing else” as there a music play in coach.
She simply turn to me n told –“no they will off this”.
Again me “ no I ask is they will not play any other song other then this”.
She again told, “ no they will of this”. N keeps mum with looking other side.
I thought she is ignoring me; don’t want to talk so I just look at her n turn back to out side.
But Dil hai ki manata nahi…….!!!
Me again-“ I think u r going to Allahabad, when it will reach there”.
She turns to me, as she was not listing song that time-“ya Allahabad, I think in late night approx 12:30, u r also going to Allahabad?”
Wow great first Q from her side, now the story begins, now no one can stop us, my heart jumping n bumping faster with some new Q and I prepare my self for coming answer, although I was ready to ans some more.
So without loosing any sec I answered- “ya, my home is there. R u also living there?” me smart enough don’t wanna break this now so thrown again a Q for her.
She told – “No”. Only no n no new Q what?? But I was sure not to stop this now so.
“So u lives here in Delhi n going to meet some relative there”.
She again – “no”. What yaar only no I m trying to know more n she simply no.
Me – “then some work there?”
She- “ ya I m working there what about u?” Me I m always ready yaar.
Me – “I m working here in Delhi as a software engineer in railway n living in Allahabad, so I m going to my home town. Actually my office provide me home town fare once in year so I m going by this Rajdhani else I prefer to go by prayagraj express, prayagraj is a very good train for Allahabad- new Delhi up n down.”
I know u all think which type of boy I m as girl ask one n he start without full stop, but dear I know it’s happen with every one.
She- “ok so u r a software engineer, what u had done B.Tech or MCA”.
She was looking like now having interest in me after knowing that I m a software engineer, what yaar kash I know it earlier the effect of this.
Me-“B.Tech and what about u?”
She-“I had done Msc in Computer science”.
Me-“ok n working in Allahabad, in same profession like me”.
She-“No”. Only no again no ye no to meri jaan le lega..
Me-“ok, so u came here in Delhi for visit from Allahabad”.
She-“no”. Again no ohhh GOD……….
She-“actually I live in Amritsar with my parents, work in Allahabad, so I changed my train here as no train scheduled direct from Amritsar to Allahabad”.
Wow panjabi kudi, I was sure about it from start after seeing her, u all can guess it.
Me-“ok, bye d way my self-amit kumar shrivastava”.
She-“ n me Miss………. Kaur”. Sorry I can’t disclose her name here; in next paragraph u can understand why? Also I will hide some more about her not for my reason but for her only.
Me-“ ok then u r a Punjabi”.
Miss K-“ Ya, why is it not seems that I m a Punjabi?”
Me- “ actually, if u wear salwar kurta in Punjabi style then any one can guess but when u r in (I just indicate her clothes), so it’s difficult.”
Miss K-“ya u r right, every body get confused when they know it, actually only occasionally I wear this, unless alw I put salwar kurta or shirt pant.”
Then she again-“ oh god my mobile get discharged, where is the AC point”.
I show her plug n she put her mobile in charging mode n again sit on one side of that berth.
Me-“why all Punjabi have the same name either boy or girl, only put Singh or Kaur for distinguish gender”.
She-“doesn’t know (with smile)…. O ya (she remind something)… Actually when a boy or girl born in our community, v just put a pencil on any page of Guru Granth Sahib n take the first letter of that word indicate by the pencil n put that child name, not think it’s boy or girl so it’s like this.”
Me-“ok n u r single?” Direct Q to her.
Miss K-“yes but how u know?”. What? She answers me great!!!.
Me-“simple if u married then u wear chudha what u say that full arm bangles with different colors.”
Miss K-“yes correct..(With laughing..) U r very smart..”. O wow thanks.. Many many thanks for praising me kash all girls always praise me.
Now she open with me so v can talk easily I thought in night, no no only this 5/6 hours would pass very good.
Me-“…..(just smiling..) So u r working with.????”. Again that Q back in my mind.
Miss K-“I m a Defence person working as a …………………. In Indian ……..”.
Me-“ok, good” it’s for her only but for me – what?? Oh my god now surly I will be killed, such a so high rank in defence, baap re where I have put my hand yaar. Truly speaking I was surprised with shock but didn’t loose my will. First time a girl meet me in journey n she is ………. Why it’s only written in my luck?.
Ok no probs, what I can do now, only keep mum but why then she will think I m afraid of her.. No I can’t I will b as I was earlier so frank n confident like her.
So I ask –“how could u get this position when u had done M.Sc in computer”.
Miss K-“after qualifying CDS I got this job, I m in this field from last 2 years only n sure will get promoted in few months.”
Me-“isn’t it difficult for girl to handle this or how ur family allow this, is they r not in worry for u or think like as v think about girls” I just pretend to b a true UP person just for praising her or feel her proud for her family.
Hey don’t b feel so bore yaar I know sometime u feel like this if I explain here all so try to write here only some stuff by the way not happened more there then this.
Then she explained all how she manage to work there in between so many men’s, what duty she has to perform there, her whole day routine n many more coz I was so egger to know all so time to time pinch here to tell more n more n in very little conversation she become too much free with me, n off course me to… ha ha ha.
In between this she tell me about how some one try to be in touch with her n propose her for marriage, her seniors n other friends, then asked to don’t u have girl friend, “me”, I shocked with this answer, hey is any girl can ask it to a boy? May b it’s easy for a girl but I m sure a boy never ask it. Always having a hope that may b she is still single or if have then I m best of all n sure one day she will like me more then him (who? it’s not matter more).
Some time passes and the waiter come with dinner for us, I asked for non-veg as she already told me all is free here n she also order for non-veg, it’s a great dinner I have with some one who was stranger for me before some time n now having dinner with me. We were talking too much as she was very much talkative I realize after that, truly more then me just who was an ignition to start only.
After that all were seeing us time to time as it’s about 10:30 n we were busy in talking on nonsense topics but really I was enjoying it all n don’t want to sleep, she told me also in between this –“ look all were seeing us as how much v r talking, let them think it’s our age to talk they r also talking also here but only having eyes on us may b also talk about us n we smile on them.
After few min she told –“ now I m sleepy so wana have some coz in journey from early morning”, me told “ok”. What I can told more then that can’t stop her also or can say plz be with me as I like ur talk, there very few hours remain in hour journey, plz make it my best journey forever.. plz… plz.. plz…….. I was in thinking n she left my berth and land up on her berth above then me.
It’s difficult for me to sleep, just pass my time in rewinding all n time to time remembering her name coz it’s too difficult to remember but now I know as it’s my hard work which help me to remember it for always.
Time goes on as having wings of thoughts n train reach to near by Allahabad station; I was in very much conscious mood so arrange my things, think to wake her up but she told to care taker to wake me up when train reach to station so I think to keep wait, but he was not there n train is going to touch the station, I searched him n find sleeping one of the berth then came back n call her – “Miss ….. Kaur, train is going to reach Allahabad.” As I told she wake up n jump from the seat very fast, no other ordinary girl can do like this sure, she taken very few sec in packing n managing her. One thing more not putting comb in her long hair as all other girl do alw put comb in hair n pas too much time in this. After wearing shoes she told me –“ ok Amit, I m ready thanks lets go to near door”.
Me too happy- wow she remember my name, I was on cloud nine, want to take her number or address but feel shy to ask as I also know it’s little time is not enough to be some one’ friend or with some so close. I between conversation she also told me that she can read the mind of boy or she was very much familiar with men’s psychology so I don’t want to give any clue to her or always want to defend myself from her. Coz I m a very good boy always with a girl.
Train reach to station. She was in front of me with one suitcase in her hand n me with two bags in my hand. She came near me on station in hurry n give her hand to shake hand with good bye – “ok amit bye n really it’s a nice journey with u..”.
Me- “ ok bye. ………(Hey kaha ja rahi ho number to deti jao..)”.
I was in thinking all time so when she give her hand I was having bag in my hand, as I taken time to manage and she was so fast so with a smile taken her hand back n go, I can’t explain my position or situation that time as I also want to hold her hand but I was unable but when I can she left me.
I stand there few sec then return back to take auto for home…………………

When r u in love?

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person। But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.

At that moment, you are in love।

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone।

Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet। You are desperately waiting for the call!

At that moment, you are in love।

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails,

you are in love।

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one messagefrom that special someone,

you are in love।

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone।

Then, you are in love।

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend”, but you realize that you cannot avoid that person's special attraction। At thatmoment,

you are in love।

While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in your mind,

then u are in love with that person...;))

वक़्त नही(Life of Software Engineer)

हर ख़ुशी है लोगों के दामन में,

पर एक हँसी के लिए वक़्त नही.

दिन रात दौड़ती दुनिया में,

ज़िंदगी के लिए ही वक़्त नही.

मा की लोरी का एहसास तो है

पर मा को मा केहने का वक़्त नही.

सारे रिश्तों को तो हम मार चुके,

अब उन्हे दफ़नाने का भी वक़्त नही.

सारे नाम मोबाइल में हैं पर

दोस्ती के लिए वक़्त नही.

गैरों की क्या बात करें,

जब अपनो के लिए ही वक़्त नही.

आँखों मे है नींद बड़ी,

पर सोने का वक़्त नही.

दिल है गमों से भरा हुआ,

पर रोने का भी वक़्त नही.

पैसों की दौड़ मे ऐसे दौड़े,

की तकने का भी वक़्त नही.

पराए एहसासों की क्या क़द्र करें,

जब अपने सपनो के लिए ही वक़्त नही.

तू ही बता आए ज़िंदगी

ज़िंदगी का क्या होगा,

की हर पल मरने वालों को

जीने के लिए भी वक़्त

it's life of a software Engineer............... (On call Engineer in CRIS)

Sarfaraz B'Day Party.......(13 April 2007)

B'Day wow.... what a Party... Khane me hum Besharam hai.........

tum jiyo hazaro saal aur har saal me har din tumhara b'day ho hahaha....... enjoy a lot.

wow what a makeup.........

Finally The Day has Come……………Bye Bye CRIS (Ashish – 06/04/2007)

When v joined CRIS 3 year back no body thought about left it in future, as every body came here from not very satisfied places. V came here having a new hope, new dream for life in metro (Delhi), every one delighted to b a part of IT industry. Some days gone and then by seeing all others a thought come in all minds that v should also try to go, no one can stay here for to long as It’s difficult to manage here in Delhi with this small parks n facilities. But it’s only the topic for daily discussion no body try to do it real or may b some body try hard but hidden to all n time goes on…
But at least in last some one hit this n of course d name is Ashish, who made it possible finally n break d boundary wall to jump outside world with lots of, lots of………..(v don’t know what just know about quantity lots of)
Defiantly v will miss u dear but v r very happy for u also, just b in touch with all of us in future n update us with yours lots of stuff.

One Night At CRIS(November 17, 2006)

:) HEllo to all.......
Thought to become a writer today.. inspired from chetan sahab, today got to opportunity to spend a night in cris during new exe release of our software, so much shaanti here without girls as u all know if girls r there u can't think else thinking about them.. either happy or sad but u always force to think about her.. ohhh god how she move, behave or whatever she do become the topic of gossip in our's group, but today it's tough time to watch hall empty with out them. Here v r for solving problem but there is none of them for us to spend this long night, what else v can do here.. why not they put girls in night also evry where in call center its happen so why not here.. v r also like call center job today yaaar.. so why v r missing those pretty call centers girls?? why not any cab comming from munirka filling all chinkans into that for us here to laugh, watch n break jokes.. it's so lonely night without any problems......... ok for spending time can i go to watch my own life from past.. no no no need to go so far yaar just behind 2 years, it's all about CRIS so only memory regards to CRIS is allow to remmember here, hey also i can overlook my whole life in few hours yaar( ha ha ha....).... Ok so lets Start with my first day in CRIS as a Assistant Software Engineer, i remmember the date.. its 06 Sep 2004.....................( One thing more if it hurts any one as i dont wanna do it in my knowledge.... plz forgive me, god knows i really love all.......)
Ok So with due respect to all..... start to write some lines including all nearer n dearer here....... I enter in Cris campus with lots of Excitement, Energy, Hope n vision for comming future.. FOIS is the group alloted to me after joining n i entered in a tiny room covering all old age furnitures(hey spell check is not allowed here so just read yaar.... i can't afford to have a proof reader 4 me here atleast in govt salary ......) with babaadam's time PC covering all dust to show us govt environment.. ok it's ok yaar, one by one v all 8 new joining from diffrent cities.. u can say all from diffrent directions..., there r few seniors, trainees n all for welcoming n guiding us, v all being very cool, shy n ready to learn all in few days.... but i was very excited to have delhi style or can say metro style life.... no tension just enjoy d life, moving here n there, time to time work n then enjoy n enjoy only. Got some new friends.... some hey just understand yaar.. here no need to disclose all n every thing... Ok...,
All day just pass in work n jokes as v all always ready to carck a joke on any body n any time, before us it's like a bore confrence always there, but v change d envi there, but with d time all were change as all develope there personality like govt employee.. so much politices, race to have more n more... come some more new ones, then some more.. n all were busy with their groups. not having anything to make common to all other then deptt. ...
"" Sorry yaar One Online Prob here so wait for Some time To proceed Furthere.....""

Up-to-date with technology trends

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty.
She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No, not at all!!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!

Moral :If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

21 Rules of Life

*1. Marry the right person . This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
*2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.
*3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
*4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
*5. Be forgiving of yourself and others.
*6. Be generous.
*7. Have a grateful heart.
*8. Persistence, persistence, persistence.
*9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
*10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
*11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.
*12. Commit yourself to quality.
*13. Understand that happiness is not based on possessions, power or prestige, but on relationship with people you love and respect.
*14. Be loyal.
*15. Be honest.
*16. Be a self-starter.
*17. Be decisive even it it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
*18. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
*19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
*20. Take good care of those you love.
*21. Don't do anything that wouldn't make your Mom proud.

तेरी याद.............

मत पूछो आलम हमारे दिल की बे-बसी का

क़यामत की भीड़ है आस पास,दिल मैं मगर तन्हाई है

यूँ दिल के आँगन मे न उसकी याद की आहत हुई

जैसे दूर किसी वादी मे, बजती कोई शेहनाई है .

खा कर धोखा ख़ुद अपनी ही तक़दीर के हाथों हम

क्या इल्ज़ाम दे किसी को हम , हमारी किस्मत ही हरजाई है

तेरे लौट आने की राह ढेखना बन गई है मेरी आदत

ख़ुशी तो नही किस्मत मे हाँ मगर , ग़म से आशनाई है

ये भी नही की ख़ाब मे अगर तुझ को छू लूं

तू तो नही है आया पर याद तेरी ,हम से मिलने आई है.....!!

कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे..???

कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे?

मेरे लिए तुम कौन हो?, कैसे बताऊं?

कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे

तुम धड़कनों का गीत हो, जीवन का तुम संगीत हो

तुम ज़िंदगी तुम बंदगी, तुम रोशनी तुम ताज़गी

तुम हैर ख़ुशी तुम प्यार हो, तुम प्रीत हो मनमीत हो....!

आँखों में तुम यादों में तुम, साँसों में तुम आहों में तुम

नींदों में तुम ख्वाबों में तुम

तुम हो मेरी हर बात में, तुम हो मेरे दिन रात में

तुम सुबाह में तुम शाम में, तुम सोच में तुम काम में......!

मेरे लिए पाना भी तुम, मेरे लिए खोना भी तुम

मेरे लिए हासना भी तुम, मेरे लिए रोना भी तुम

और जागना सोना भी तुम जाऊं कहीं देखूं कहीं

तुम हो वहाँ तुम हो वहीं कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे?, तुम बीन तो मैं कुछ भी नहीं

कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे, मेरे लिए तुम कौन हो?

ये जो तुम्हारा रूप है ये ज़िंदगी की धूप है

चंदन से तराशा है बदन, बहती है जिस में एक अगन

ये शोखियाँ ये मस्तियाँ, तुमको हवाओं से मिली

ज़ूल्फें घटाओं से मिली होंठों में कालियाँ खिल गयी आँखों को झीले मिल गयी

चेहरे में सिमटी चाँदनी, आवाज़ में है रागिनी

शीशे के जैसा अंग है फूलों के जैसा रंग है

नदियों के जैसी चाल है क्या हुस्न है क्या हाल है

ये जिस्म की रंगीनियाँ जैसे हज़ारों तितलियाँ

बाहों की ये गोलाईयाँ, आँचल में ये पार्चछाइयाँ

ये नगरियाँ है ख्वाब की, कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे, हालत दिल-ए-बेताब की

कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे, मेरे लिए तुम कौन हो? कैसे बताऊं, कैसे बताऊं

कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे?

मेरे लिए तुम धरम हो, मेरे लिए ईमान हो

तुम ही इबादत हो मेरी, तुम ही तो चाहत हो मेरी

तुम ही मेरा अरमान हो ताकता हूँ मैं हर पल जिससे, तुम ही तो वो तस्वीर हो

तुम ही मेरी तक़दीर हो, तुम ही सीतारा हो मेरा तुम ही नज़ारा हो मेरा

यू ध्यान में मेरे हो तुम, जैसे मुझे घेरे हो तुम

पूरब में तुम पश्चिम में तुम, उतर में तुम दक्षिण में तुम

सारे मेरे जीवन में तुम, हर पल में तुम हर छिन में तुम

मेरे लिए रास्ता भी तुम, मेरे लिए मंज़िल भी तुम

मेरे लिए सागर भी तुम, मेरे लिए साहिल भी तुम

मैं देखता बस तुमको हो, मैं सोचता बस तुमको हूँ

मैं जानता बस तुमको हूँ, मैं मानता बस तुमको हूँ

तुम ही मेरी पहचान हो कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे देवी हो तुम मेरे लिए मेरे लिए भगवान

हो कैसे बताऊं मैं तुम्हे, मेरे लिए तुम कौन हो?

कैसे.............?

Programming quotes:------

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.--Bill Gates

UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.--Dennis Ritchie

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from badjudgement.--Fred Brooks

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmerscombine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.-Steve McConnell Code Complete

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. -Gerald Weinberg

The Six Phases of a Project:
Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for the Guilty
Punishment of the Innocent
Praise for non-participants

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that thiscomment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.--Steve McConnell Code Complete

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.--Bertrand Russell

No matter how slick(efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience the probability of a flawlesspresentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination oftheir C programs.--Robert Firth

Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++?--Richard A. O'Keefe

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must bethe process of putting them in.--Edsger Dijkstra

You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time. --(Bertrand Meyer)

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.--Alan J. Perlis

Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.--Ralph Johnson

The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other90% of the development time.--Tom Cargill

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.--Anon

As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realizedthat a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent infinding mistakes in my own programs.--Maurice Wilkes discovers debugging, 1949

I did say something along the lines of "C makes it easy to shootyourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows your whole leg off."--Bjarne Stroustrup

It has been said that the great scientific disciplines are examples ofgiants standing on the shoulders of other giants. It has also beensaid that the software industry is an example of midgets standing on the toes of other midgets. --Alan Cooper About Face

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.--Pablo Picasso

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. --attributed to Norm Schryer

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sitthere.--Will Rogers

Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.--Fred Brooks, Jr.

As we said in the preface to the first edition, C "wears well as one'sexperience with it grows." With a decade more experience, we still feel that way. --Brian Kernighan and Dennis Ritchie

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability --Edsger W.Dijkstra

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. --Dennie van Tassel(P.S: just like revision changes for hardware or new version releasefor software)

Rules of Optimization:Rule 1: Don't do it.Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet. --M.A. Jackson

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid withmillions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structuralintegrity, butjust done by brute force and thousands of slaves. --Alan Kay

Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it waswritten, and another for which it wasn't.--Alan J. Perlis

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.--Putt's Law

Copy and paste is a design error--David Parnas

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.--Eagleson's law

The primary duty of an exception handler is to get the error out ofthe lap of the programmer and into the surprised face of the user. Provided you keep this cardinal rule in mind, you can't go far wrong.--Verity Stob

Things To DO...

Believe while others are doubting.
Plan while others are playing.
Study while others are sleeping.
Decide while others are delaying.
Prepare while others are daydreaming.
Begin while others are procrastinating.
Work while others are wishing.
Save while others are wasting.
Listen while others are talking.
Smile while others are frowning.
Commend while others are criticizing.
Persist while others are quitting.

" Winners are too busy to be sad. Too positive to be doubtful. Too optimistic to be fearful. Too determined to be defeated "