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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Does love need a reason?

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me॥? Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason॥ but I really like you॥
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU।
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason। My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok॥ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet,because you are caring,because you are loving,because you are thoughtful,because of your smile,because of your every movements।
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer। Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma।
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you।Because of your care and concern that I like you॥Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you।Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you॥ Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you...If love needs a reason, like now,There is no reason for me to love you anymore।Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

"Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart"

Definition of kiss

Definition of kiss -------------------------

Prof of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the सुप्प्ल्य.

Prof. of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof। of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

My First Travel in RAJDHANI Express......(Wow..!!!!)

Hello to all॥

It’s so many days gone without talking to u all, so thought today to spent sometime with u all n with my self ..... U know my life is full of up n down n there r so many thing to share with u all in between this coz i always stole some moment for my self in this hectic n so much boring day to day life...
I love my life n want to have it with full of joy, n truly speaking always trying for this. In any situation n in any condition i always try to do some thing new, so that I can share it with my friends n they can also enjoy it.
So here one of my real experiences when first time I travel in Rajdhani Express from New Delhi to Allahabad (My lovely Home Town)
As all my near n dearer know me, I m very much “Kanjus” type of person so if u say I go on my own pay then u r wrong yaar.. It’s totally from my office as they pay me for it as a hometown package. Ok now the true story start...
In hurry I reached station at 4 pm n then search for my seat in AC 2 tier coach, as I was so confused that time so it's being very difficult for me to find that n one thing more happen that time as on my seat there was a girl n always I skip that seat in my search thinking that I m not as much lucky as she wud share seat with me or can sit on my berth. But ohh God finally when person told me that ur seat is that one on which that girl is seated, I was shocked (hey not in tension yaar, in joy... ha ha ha).
Ok now I m a very good boy, n I have to act like a very mannered n sensible boy for talking that girl, hey I m like this yaar but when a girl is in front of u then u should show some more n more u all know it very well..(Ravan bhi Ram ho jata hai.... kyu sahi hai na..)
Very slowly I ask to her..
"Excuse me, is it ur suitcase.... (In mind - kahi maine jada dheere to nahi bola ki usane suna hi na ho??)" But she heard n return back to me.
"ya". Hey I tell a long sentence with a dry throat n she only ya.. What is it? Ok no probs
Me again-" can I shift it lil bit as I can put my suitcase also here". U know still I didn't ask that girl where is ur seat, when I know she is on my seat, n u can guess what I think that time? No u can't. I was ready to do “paropkar” for her as I can give my seat to her or share with her whole night seating side by side.
She told-" ya sure". N she also helps me to shift that all to proper position. Thanks to her for help.
Now v both acquire one, one window n keep mum, but in me so much explosion of thought, planning to start talking to her, some time think to ask name, sometime something else, but nothing get worked that time, I called to some of my close friend, they know who they r if they read this.
They all suggest me to not miss that opportunity as very less find this, n I was lucky that night.
But .. But... oh god how I start yaar...(15 min gone...)
Then eve snack came for us, that pantry car person distributed that thing n gone. Logic comes to computer engineer's mind to start talk.
She prepare her tea n start taking sip n sip slowly slowly seeing out side, I pretend to b so much confused that how I use hot water, powder n all to prepare my tea, n ask to her.
"Excuse me, can u plz tell me how to use it all, as I m very new for this all n don’t know about it".
She saw at me without any sign on face just simply told me "don't worry every one is new once" n explain me all procedure to make tea. No need to explain here n I do all as she told like a best pupil of her. After that I told her “thanks” with a smile on face n she just pass back smile to me. Again there is silence everywhere n all other passenger were busy in talking n adjusting them self.
Now again I thought to talk some more but what I should ask ya.. An idea came after seeing the plate which pantry car person given to me, there some menu for lunch n dinner. I ask “is they pay food and charge it from us??”
She told –“no every thing is free for u as u had already pay it in ur ticket”. I told “ok thanks (n with nerves ness) actually I m new… ”
Hey is I explain about that girl……… no ohh how I missed it yaar ok so here it is.
When ever I find I take a look on her, she is so fashionable having pink color on nail, putted white high heel sandal with tight jean n T-shirt a scarf is also in neck, mobile in hand of latest Nokia series, head phones in ear, very pretty, fair n smart. Soft spoken, having very confidence n also a I card is hanging from her jeans back pocket.
Ok it’s too much time gone without talking her n I can’t miss this opportunity to more n more with her in very short time so in hesitation I ask “ is they play this musical cassette only or some thing else” as there a music play in coach.
She simply turn to me n told –“no they will off this”.
Again me “ no I ask is they will not play any other song other then this”.
She again told, “ no they will of this”. N keeps mum with looking other side.
I thought she is ignoring me; don’t want to talk so I just look at her n turn back to out side.
But Dil hai ki manata nahi…….!!!
Me again-“ I think u r going to Allahabad, when it will reach there”.
She turns to me, as she was not listing song that time-“ya Allahabad, I think in late night approx 12:30, u r also going to Allahabad?”
Wow great first Q from her side, now the story begins, now no one can stop us, my heart jumping n bumping faster with some new Q and I prepare my self for coming answer, although I was ready to ans some more.
So without loosing any sec I answered- “ya, my home is there. R u also living there?” me smart enough don’t wanna break this now so thrown again a Q for her.
She told – “No”. Only no n no new Q what?? But I was sure not to stop this now so.
“So u lives here in Delhi n going to meet some relative there”.
She again – “no”. What yaar only no I m trying to know more n she simply no.
Me – “then some work there?”
She- “ ya I m working there what about u?” Me I m always ready yaar.
Me – “I m working here in Delhi as a software engineer in railway n living in Allahabad, so I m going to my home town. Actually my office provide me home town fare once in year so I m going by this Rajdhani else I prefer to go by prayagraj express, prayagraj is a very good train for Allahabad- new Delhi up n down.”
I know u all think which type of boy I m as girl ask one n he start without full stop, but dear I know it’s happen with every one.
She- “ok so u r a software engineer, what u had done B.Tech or MCA”.
She was looking like now having interest in me after knowing that I m a software engineer, what yaar kash I know it earlier the effect of this.
Me-“B.Tech and what about u?”
She-“I had done Msc in Computer science”.
Me-“ok n working in Allahabad, in same profession like me”.
She-“No”. Only no again no ye no to meri jaan le lega..
Me-“ok, so u came here in Delhi for visit from Allahabad”.
She-“no”. Again no ohhh GOD……….
She-“actually I live in Amritsar with my parents, work in Allahabad, so I changed my train here as no train scheduled direct from Amritsar to Allahabad”.
Wow panjabi kudi, I was sure about it from start after seeing her, u all can guess it.
Me-“ok, bye d way my self-amit kumar shrivastava”.
She-“ n me Miss………. Kaur”. Sorry I can’t disclose her name here; in next paragraph u can understand why? Also I will hide some more about her not for my reason but for her only.
Me-“ ok then u r a Punjabi”.
Miss K-“ Ya, why is it not seems that I m a Punjabi?”
Me- “ actually, if u wear salwar kurta in Punjabi style then any one can guess but when u r in (I just indicate her clothes), so it’s difficult.”
Miss K-“ya u r right, every body get confused when they know it, actually only occasionally I wear this, unless alw I put salwar kurta or shirt pant.”
Then she again-“ oh god my mobile get discharged, where is the AC point”.
I show her plug n she put her mobile in charging mode n again sit on one side of that berth.
Me-“why all Punjabi have the same name either boy or girl, only put Singh or Kaur for distinguish gender”.
She-“doesn’t know (with smile)…. O ya (she remind something)… Actually when a boy or girl born in our community, v just put a pencil on any page of Guru Granth Sahib n take the first letter of that word indicate by the pencil n put that child name, not think it’s boy or girl so it’s like this.”
Me-“ok n u r single?” Direct Q to her.
Miss K-“yes but how u know?”. What? She answers me great!!!.
Me-“simple if u married then u wear chudha what u say that full arm bangles with different colors.”
Miss K-“yes correct..(With laughing..) U r very smart..”. O wow thanks.. Many many thanks for praising me kash all girls always praise me.
Now she open with me so v can talk easily I thought in night, no no only this 5/6 hours would pass very good.
Me-“…..(just smiling..) So u r working with.????”. Again that Q back in my mind.
Miss K-“I m a Defence person working as a …………………. In Indian ……..”.
Me-“ok, good” it’s for her only but for me – what?? Oh my god now surly I will be killed, such a so high rank in defence, baap re where I have put my hand yaar. Truly speaking I was surprised with shock but didn’t loose my will. First time a girl meet me in journey n she is ………. Why it’s only written in my luck?.
Ok no probs, what I can do now, only keep mum but why then she will think I m afraid of her.. No I can’t I will b as I was earlier so frank n confident like her.
So I ask –“how could u get this position when u had done M.Sc in computer”.
Miss K-“after qualifying CDS I got this job, I m in this field from last 2 years only n sure will get promoted in few months.”
Me-“isn’t it difficult for girl to handle this or how ur family allow this, is they r not in worry for u or think like as v think about girls” I just pretend to b a true UP person just for praising her or feel her proud for her family.
Hey don’t b feel so bore yaar I know sometime u feel like this if I explain here all so try to write here only some stuff by the way not happened more there then this.
Then she explained all how she manage to work there in between so many men’s, what duty she has to perform there, her whole day routine n many more coz I was so egger to know all so time to time pinch here to tell more n more n in very little conversation she become too much free with me, n off course me to… ha ha ha.
In between this she tell me about how some one try to be in touch with her n propose her for marriage, her seniors n other friends, then asked to don’t u have girl friend, “me”, I shocked with this answer, hey is any girl can ask it to a boy? May b it’s easy for a girl but I m sure a boy never ask it. Always having a hope that may b she is still single or if have then I m best of all n sure one day she will like me more then him (who? it’s not matter more).
Some time passes and the waiter come with dinner for us, I asked for non-veg as she already told me all is free here n she also order for non-veg, it’s a great dinner I have with some one who was stranger for me before some time n now having dinner with me. We were talking too much as she was very much talkative I realize after that, truly more then me just who was an ignition to start only.
After that all were seeing us time to time as it’s about 10:30 n we were busy in talking on nonsense topics but really I was enjoying it all n don’t want to sleep, she told me also in between this –“ look all were seeing us as how much v r talking, let them think it’s our age to talk they r also talking also here but only having eyes on us may b also talk about us n we smile on them.
After few min she told –“ now I m sleepy so wana have some coz in journey from early morning”, me told “ok”. What I can told more then that can’t stop her also or can say plz be with me as I like ur talk, there very few hours remain in hour journey, plz make it my best journey forever.. plz… plz.. plz…….. I was in thinking n she left my berth and land up on her berth above then me.
It’s difficult for me to sleep, just pass my time in rewinding all n time to time remembering her name coz it’s too difficult to remember but now I know as it’s my hard work which help me to remember it for always.
Time goes on as having wings of thoughts n train reach to near by Allahabad station; I was in very much conscious mood so arrange my things, think to wake her up but she told to care taker to wake me up when train reach to station so I think to keep wait, but he was not there n train is going to touch the station, I searched him n find sleeping one of the berth then came back n call her – “Miss ….. Kaur, train is going to reach Allahabad.” As I told she wake up n jump from the seat very fast, no other ordinary girl can do like this sure, she taken very few sec in packing n managing her. One thing more not putting comb in her long hair as all other girl do alw put comb in hair n pas too much time in this. After wearing shoes she told me –“ ok Amit, I m ready thanks lets go to near door”.
Me too happy- wow she remember my name, I was on cloud nine, want to take her number or address but feel shy to ask as I also know it’s little time is not enough to be some one’ friend or with some so close. I between conversation she also told me that she can read the mind of boy or she was very much familiar with men’s psychology so I don’t want to give any clue to her or always want to defend myself from her. Coz I m a very good boy always with a girl.
Train reach to station. She was in front of me with one suitcase in her hand n me with two bags in my hand. She came near me on station in hurry n give her hand to shake hand with good bye – “ok amit bye n really it’s a nice journey with u..”.
Me- “ ok bye. ………(Hey kaha ja rahi ho number to deti jao..)”.
I was in thinking all time so when she give her hand I was having bag in my hand, as I taken time to manage and she was so fast so with a smile taken her hand back n go, I can’t explain my position or situation that time as I also want to hold her hand but I was unable but when I can she left me.
I stand there few sec then return back to take auto for home…………………

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

When r u in love?


When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person। But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them.

At that moment, you are in love।

Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone।

Then, you are in love.

Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet। You are desperately waiting for the call!

At that moment, you are in love।

If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from that special someone than other many long e-mails,

you are in love।

When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one messagefrom that special someone,

you are in love।

When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone।

Then, you are in love।

You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend”, but you realize that you cannot avoid that person's special attraction। At thatmoment,

you are in love।

While you are reading this mail, if someone appears in your mind,

then u are in love with that person...;))

Thursday, April 26, 2007

वक़्त नही(Life of Software Engineer)


हर ख़ुशी है लोगों के दामन में,
पर एक हँसी के लिए वक़्त नही.
दिन रात दौड़ती दुनिया में,
ज़िंदगी के लिए ही वक़्त नही.
मा की लोरी का एहसास तो है
पर मा को मा केहने का वक़्त नही.
सारे रिश्तों को तो हम मार चुके,
अब उन्हे दफ़नाने का भी वक़्त नही.
सारे नाम मोबाइल में हैं पर
दोस्ती के लिए वक़्त नही.
गैरों की क्या बात करें,
जब अपनो के लिए ही वक़्त नही.
आँखों मे है नींद बड़ी,
पर सोने का वक़्त नही.
दिल है गमों से भरा हुआ,
पर रोने का भी वक़्त नही.
पैसों की दौड़ मे ऐसे दौड़े,
की तकने का भी वक़्त नही.
पराए एहसासों की क्या क़द्र करें,
जब अपने सपनो के लिए ही वक़्त नही.
तू ही बता आए ज़िंदगी
ज़िंदगी का क्या होगा,
की हर पल मरने वालों को
जीने के लिए भी वक़्त
it's life of a software Engineer............... (On call Engineer in CRIS)

Sarfaraz B'Day Party.......(13 April 2007)


B'Day wow.... what a Party... Khane me hum Besharam hai.........

tum jiyo hazaro saal aur har saal me har din tumhara b'day ho hahaha....... enjoy a lot.
wow what a makeup.........


Finally The Day has Come……………Bye Bye CRIS (Ashish – 06/04/2007)



When v joined CRIS 3 year back no body thought about left it in future, as every body came here from not very satisfied places. V came here having a new hope, new dream for life in metro (Delhi), every one delighted to b a part of IT industry. Some days gone and then by seeing all others a thought come in all minds that v should also try to go, no one can stay here for to long as It’s difficult to manage here in Delhi with this small parks n facilities. But it’s only the topic for daily discussion no body try to do it real or may b some body try hard but hidden to all n time goes on…
But at least in last some one hit this n of course d name is Ashish, who made it possible finally n break d boundary wall to jump outside world with lots of, lots of………..(v don’t know what just know about quantity lots of)
Defiantly v will miss u dear but v r very happy for u also, just b in touch with all of us in future n update us with yours lots of stuff.

भय ही प्रबल है।

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