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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Trip To DamDuma Lake.........(CRIS-03/11/2007)

Our First Official Picnic to DumDuma Lake organized after so many suggestion.
and finally the day come when v all came to office early in the morning to make it real.
we were 27 in number for this n start our journey from office in three Qualis at 10:00 am.



Enjoy a lot in route as engaged in antakshari. then after reaching there v all play some small games in which all have to do some thing like play, dance, comedy, mimic n catwalk.

at about 2 pm taken lunch together it was a diffrent experience as all were busy in serving each other n arranging all things as best as they can. after lunch all were ready to do some boating n enjoy this about half an hour. best part in boating was when v four including me stuck in the mid of lake due to lil water. every body was so tense that time, v also but i enjoyed that moment a lot with screaming. Finally v came to end using some logical skill as being software engineers.. ha ha ha..


then small camel drive, snap shooting, chatting, singing, teasing.... all were overjoyed.
start to come back at about 4:15 pm and reached at office droping every one in mid way.

thats come to a happy ending of our first tour n now every one (who attended n who they miss also) wish to b on next tour in comming days..

Friday, October 26, 2007

Love Story of Software Engineers........ :)


A very intresting story for all of u, it's happen every day life of ours. may b it seem as it's ur own story.. so if u feel same don't feel hesitate to share it with me. Let start with my Hero...
Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of, He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net.
Heroine is also a software engineer in the same company.She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of her PC, thirteen Hours in front of the TV and the remaining, sleeping.
One day, Hero meets Heroine in a staff meeting in ur case may b in canteen. They argue endlessly about the insanity of Microsoft applications.Especially Outlook 2003 andMSN Messenger.
Couple of such fights later, Heroine is found drinking coffee with Hero in Office canteen now the actual story begin, all story start from here. if still u r waiting one for u then go in canteen quick.
"What is life?" asks the Hero looking at the vacuum right above her head.
"I've been wondering too." sighs the heroine.
"Why are we fighting over these products?" Hero drinks his black coffee.
"And why are we not talking about Lotus Notes"Heroine sips her Latte.
Hero shakes his head. "It's not about software products. It is aboutlife. I guess life is much bigger than Outlook 2003 and the Messenger."
Heroine nods. "I think it is. I am not sure though. Do you know thatMicrosoft has come up with a fix to that bug you've been using to prove Outlook is a worthless piece of garbage?"
"Heroine," Hero is now determined, "From this moment onwards, I am not discussing anything remotely related to software.""Fine Hero," says Heroine, "Good bye then."Hero then returns all the Sybase manuals to the library and rents out "how to live a life?"
Heroine meanwhile gets into an altercation with the villain during a conversation on Sharepoint server. Villain vows to format the hard diskof the heroine. Heroine takes her PC and runs away from the cubicle trying to escape from the villain's evil intentions. Since it is nightshift, no one comes to her rescue.
Hero, who has been reading "how to live a life" very seriously,suddenly finds out that he loves the heroine as much as he used to love Solitaire and Minesweeper.
So hero messages Heroine on Yahoo Instant messenger.But there is noreply. Hero does not understand it. He knows that the heroine is supposed to be in night shift. What is she doing in Night shift if not on Yahoo Instant Messenger? As far as he knew that was what people are supposed to do in night shift.
Hero senses trouble. He runs barefooted on the Information Superhighwayand reaches office just in time to see the villain snatch the PC out of heroine's hands and type the command"Format C:\".
When his fingers get to the "Enter" key, hero delivers the killer punch on villain's face. Villain is thrown back. But in the process he manages to press the Enter key...The world comes to a standstill. The sky roars. The Rain pours. Heroine breaks down. Villain is on cloud nine. But our Hero isn't sad.He is smiling. Villain cannot understand.
Hero then says, "Villain, You should learn DOS properly. Your grave mistake...".
He shows the monitor to Villain. The DOS command prompt says "Are you sure?". It is waiting for a "Y" to commence the formatting operation.
Hero then simply presses "N".
Villain cries in frustration "Nooooooo" and charges like a bull. Then follows a lengthy fight. Heroine meanwhile calls the police and they come right after hero beats the villain to pulp. Without asking any questions, the police understood who is the hero and who is villain and took him into custody.
Heroine..(tears in her eyes) takes her PC,switches it on and jumps with joy when she finds her favorite Calvin and Hobbs collection intact in her C drive."You saved my data" she exclaims.
"No, you saved it yourself." hero says.
"No.. God saved. I didn't" she cries.
"Nothing happened na." Hero consoles.
"Let us get married" heroine sheds some more tears,
"I want someone by my side to protect the Calvin and Hobbs collection on my PC".
"I love you Heroine" says the hero.
"I love you Hero" says the heroine.
"So you agree that Outlook 2003 is a bad product".
"No I don't. Why not we talk about Lotus notes?"
The End

Thursday, September 6, 2007

ज़िंदगी है छोटी, हर पल में ख़ुश रहो...


ज़िंदगी है छोटी, हर पल में ख़ुश रहो...
ऑफीस मे ख़ुश रहो, घर में ख़ुश रहो...
आज पनीर नही है, दाल में ही ख़ुश रहो...
आज जिम जाने का समय नही, दो क़दम चल के ही ख़ुश रहो...
आज दोस्तो का साथ नही, टीबी देख के ही ख़ुश रहो...
घर जा नही सकते तो फोन कर के ही ख़ुश रहो...
आज कोई नाराज़ है, उसके इस अंदाज़ में भी ख़ुश रहो...
जिसे देख नही सकते उसकी आवाज़ में ही ख़ुश रहो...
जिसे पा नही सकते उसकी याद में ही ख़ुश रहो
लॅपटॉप ना मिला तो क्या, डेस्कटोप में ही ख़ुश रहो...
बीता हुआ कल जा चुका है, उससे मीठी यादें है, उनमे ही ख़ुश रहो...
आने वाले पल का पता नही... सपनो में ही ख़ुश रहो...
हसते हसते ये पल बिताएँगे, आज में ही ख़ुश रहो
ज़िंदगी है छोटी, हर पल में ख़ुश रहो....................... :)

Thursday, August 23, 2007

expectations...........(तमन्ना)

तमन्ना है के रोशन हो तेरी दुनिया तेरी महफ़िल...
don't worry i m not going to sing a song for u here, it's just a symbole to show how much v expect from life, relative n friends. from birth to death so many expectations.........
u know it from start but no body think of it. is it ok, is it should b exist? ya offcourse every body say it should b, i also agree but not every where. it also have it places to exist isn't it?.
it start from mother womb ---
माँ - लडकी होगी, उसे मैं डॉक्टर बनाऊंगी। पिता - नही लड़का होगा उसे मैं इन्जिनिअर बनाऊंगा। लो हो गई तमन्ना शुरू।
it's happen with me also n that time my father was right but he didn't think that i wil b a engineer. but ya he alw think that i should b good in study n very sharp minded boy. he also think that i will b famous as great Amitabh Bachchan so he give me name Amit. he also thnik that i will b long enough like him but hard luck i m bit more then Amir only.
now there expectation start for all exam that i will do better n with god grace i do alw n make them happy n proud. he never force me to study but i alw remind me that i want 90% in exam, so i was free to do anything on that point but alw have to prove myself in exam.
if anybody ask me - बेटा बडे हो के क्या बनोगे?. "आई ए ऐस" -proudly i say alw.
not know that time how much tough this is. but now i see this as some of my friends r in this field n try from last 4 years for this.
so finally i managed to get good marks n get admission in Engineer but not of my choice colleges as every one want to b an iitians n i was not a exception.
my father was so happy with my decision n progress but this is not life time happiness for me n my family as v lost him(my father) so early in first sem only.
now d tough situation for me n all but i found very much supportive n good relative so due to them i manage to complete my graduation. here also some expectations in all as i will get good job so that i can better look up my family n overcome to my responsibilities.
time goes on n i take one by one n manage to complete it, got nice job, got good family for my sister. there now few more तमन्ना my mother have from me, sure i will do all.
लेकिन क्या तमन्नाये कभी ख़त्म होती है।?? नही कभी नही.........
कहते है तमन्ना ख़त्म जीवन ख़त्म....
this all from family but i also have some.. do u guess what..??
ya sure u can. what a young, smart, single, software engineer can expect from life..?
चांद तारे तोड़ लौऊ, सारी दुनिया पर मैं छौऊ। बस इतना सा ख़्वाब है।
आगे आप खुद ही समझ लो.........
in short all expectation tells my story of life, and with all comming expectation i will make life full of happiness n satisfaction.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Does love need a reason?

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me॥? Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason॥ but I really like you॥
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU।
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason। My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok॥ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet,because you are caring,because you are loving,because you are thoughtful,because of your smile,because of your every movements।
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer। Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in comma।
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you।Because of your care and concern that I like you॥Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you।Because of your smile,because of your every movements that I love you॥ Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore I cannot love you...If love needs a reason, like now,There is no reason for me to love you anymore।Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you...

"Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart"

Definition of kiss

Definition of kiss -------------------------

Prof of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the सुप्प्ल्य.

Prof. of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof। of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

Prof. of Comp.Science What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

भय ही प्रबल है।

दो उल्लू एक वृक्ष पर आ कर बैठे। एक ने साँप अपने मुँह में पकड़ रखा था।  दूसरा एक चूहा पकड़ लाया था।  दोनों जैसे ही वृक्ष पर पास-पास आकर बैठे।...